Of Fatherhood could talk, they would be screaming in pain. stroying the house and the contents within it. cite by number how many valu- ables, like picture frames, vases and collectibles, the kids have bro- ken in the house over the last five- plus years. decorate the entire house because of the little ones' curiosity and pen- chant for destruction. Soon e- nough, after one item was doomed followed by another, her prized possessions started to disappear slowly but surely, but she remained reluctant to stash everything away. least mildly damaged, she acqui- esced but not without some mo- ments of frustration over why the boys would not leave things alone. loss of these valuables, I tend to get hot and bothered more by the fact the house is clearly showing the wear and tear from the boys' abusive and careless behavior. After all, there is only so much fur- niture than can be relocated to cover up damage. prise, but what has been startling has been the sheer volume of damage inflicted on our house over the last five years. Our house was built in 1908 and it's showing every single one of those years, mainly as a result of being home to two boys ages 5 and 3. and careless ways, such as Beck- ett's bedroom door which he has brought off its hinges twice by swinging on it in Spiderman fash- ion. My last repair seems to be the longest screws I could find at the hardware store. morning, which was one of those starts to the day that had me seek- ing a restart by 7 in the morning. I know things are off to an inauspi- cious beginning when I am ex- hausted by the time I get to work. Carson had yanked down the cur- tains. That would not have been a huge deal, but he had actually rip- ped the curtain rod and the mounts directly off the wall as well as two large chunks of dry wall with it. covered his eyes and shook his head no furiously. He obviously did not want to see my reaction, partic- ularly because this was the second time in a week he had done it, and there were repercussions for him the first time. room. For that matter, he was actu- ally reluctant to get out from under- neath the curtain, which he was us- ing as a blanket for himself and nu- merous stuffed animals. It appear- ed to me he was having a good time before I walked in, and that aggravated me further. ered by a hand and the other drag- ging a Winnie the Pooh stuffed ani- mal (misery loves company, per- haps). Of course, Beckett was standing by applauding Carson's achievement, growing my agitation even further. I even hung the curtains again. I quickly realized if I wanted the kid to ever sleep he needed them be- cause the room gets a ton of light. am the least handy person I know. An example is a broken window- this spring swinging a bat around pretending to be Luke Skywalker. The good news is that will not be evident months from now. that the kids have caused to our walls. I can't even recall how most of them occurred, but my guess is Pam can reflect accurately on each. room, I counted 10 areas that will eventually need cosmetic repairs. and some scrapes from the kids pulling and yanking on them over the years. Other areas it's clear were a result of kids banging into the walls while riding toy trucks. It's noticeable in some places the walls have been scraped with toy cars and the like, such as one in- stance when there is a perfectly shaped indentation left from an air- plane propeller. In other areas, it looks as if crayon remnants can be seen, despite obvious scrubbing. having to be ordered. For instance, we are presently down two kitchen drawers, one from Beckett stand- ing on it and breaking through and the other from Carson trying to do chin-ups from it. The end result here is the kitchen being a source of embarrassment because buying replacement kitchen drawers is not as easy, or cheap, as one might expect. That's what we call an on- going project. but I was reminded watching Car- son inadvertently wipe grape jelly on the wall the other day it should not come anytime soon. examines their transition into parenthood and all that goes along with it. E-mail any thoughts to editor@mdcoastdispatch.com.) has announced that he will bring his critically acclaimed Neil Diamond Tribute Show to stage in West Ocean City as part of his Summer National Tour Schedule. Denny Diamond has played in venues all over the U.S. as a unique family act with his two sons. |