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T
he particular mistake in the case of Felix was taking rope off. If he had still had it on, I
would not have spent an hour following him around the field trying to catch him again . The
technique that eventually succeeded was to hold the rope out, clip open, with one hand, while
holding a generous lump of bread roll in the other. This is not a method I'd recommend using
long term, as bread is remarkably expensive, even when bought in bulk.
Mistake fixed! Except he shied as the clip clicked and ­ you guessed it ­ rope burn again.
Investing in a pair of gloves may be a good idea for future training ventures.
With that little hiccup out of the way I could focus on the next part of my `training plan', which
was to pat Felix, who so far was proving to be a rather antisocial pony to those that didn't also
have big ears and long legs. His breeder suggested a `pool noodle' ­ that way I could `touch'
him all over from a distance with no chance of being kicked. However, trying to save money, I
thought as I already had one, a riding crop would be a suitable alternative.
The idea was to tie him up to a nice sturdy fencepost and start by touching him with the crop
on his nose and face, which strangely enough he doesn't mind. He will often allow a good rub
up and down once you've actually got hold of him. I figured I could start with the crop from a
(relatively) safe distance, and then move onto stroking him with my hands. Once more in the
sheep pen, with Felix secured to a horizontal wooden post, and secured again because I am
hopeless at tying knots.
Unsurprisingly, the first time I touched his neck with the crop he pulled so far backwards that his
bum almost touched the ground, and managed to jerk the wooden post a good two inches out of
it's bracket. The big wide eyes and flaring nostrils weren't a good start, but resolutely I stuck to
the plan. Neck...back to the nose...neck...back to the nose...neck...
It took another half hour just to progress further than the shoulder, and weirdly enough, the bits
I thought he'd get into the biggest tizzy about, such as his belly and between his legs, barely
produced a reaction at all. He didn't much like me going down his back with the crop and wasn't
keen on his bottom either ­ he kept trying to swing it away from me but at least he wasn't
swinging it toward me or letting hooves fly.
Important Lessons
...what a bucket is, what a crop is, and what
electric tape means.
Optimism is a
terrible thing.
Hindsight
is equally
bad, because
neither is
particularly
useful at
the exact
time you are
making the
mistake.